Just another Rainbow Christian's Blog

I personally think, most times, that our animal companions “own” us, rather than the other way around!

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE or HAVE HAD PETS, THIS IS A TRUE  STORY.  FOR THOSE WHO DON’T HAVE OR HAVE NEVER HAD PETS, IT IS A TRUE  STORY.

The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.

Dear Dogs and Cats:  The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food.  The other dishes are mine and contain my food.   Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.  Racing me to the bottom is not the object.  Tripping me doesn’t help because I fall faster than you can run. 

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king-size bed.  I am very sorry about this.   Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort.  Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep.  It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible.  I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. 

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom!  If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door.  I must exit through the same door I entered.   Also, I have been using the bathroom for years – canine/feline attendance is not required. 

The proper order for kissing is:  Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat’s butts.  I cannot stress this enough….. 

One more thing, staring at me while I eat to try to direct my mind to give you my food will not work (usually).  I am too old and too tired.  Go stare at the kids.  They are younger and more susceptible to mind control.  If you don’t believe me, notice how they all dress alike so they can be individuals. 

Finally,  in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front  door:

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO  COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS

:
(1) They live here.  You don’t.   
(2) If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.  That’s why they call it  ‘fur’-niture.  
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.   
(4) To you, they are animals.  To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short,  hairy, walk on all fours and don’t speak clearly.

Remember,  dogs and cats are better than kids because  they:

(1) eat less, 
(2) don’t ask for money all the time, 
(3) are easier to train, 
(4) normally come when called, 
(5) never ask to drive the car, 
(6) don’t hang out with drug-using people; 
(7) don’t smoke or drink, 
(8) don’t want to wear your clothes, 
(9) don’t have to buy the latest fashions, 
(10) don’t need a gazillion dollars for college and 
(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children!

The commandments, “You shall not commit adultery; You shall not murder; You shall not steal; You shall not covet,” and any other commandment, are summed up in this word, “Love your neighbor as yourself.”
– Romans 13:9

I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary — the evil it does is permanent.
– Mahatma Gandhi

In many parts of the world the people are searching for a solution which would link the two basic values: peace and justice. The two are like bread and salt for mankind.
– Lech Walesa
from his Nobel Lecture

FAIR USE NOTICE:

This blog may contain copyrighted material. Such material is made available for educational purposes, to advance understanding of human rights, democracy, scientific, moral, ethical, and social justice issues, etc.

This constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in Title 17 U.S.C. section 107 of the US Copyright Law.

This material is distributed without profit

IMPORTANT NOTICE

You may have noticed the increased amount of notices for you to notice. Some of our notices have not been noticed. This is very noticeable. It has been noticed that the responses to the notices have been noticeably unnoticed. This notice is to remind you to notice the notices and respond to the notices, because we do not want the notices to go unnoticed.

“I trace the rainbow through the rain and see the promise is not in vain.”


Every 3.6 seconds a real person dies from hunger somewhere in the world!!!
Feed a hungry person today:
http://www.hungersite.com

My YouTube Channel
http://www.youtube.com/Ninure

God is still speaking
http://www.stillspeaking.com

John Mark Ministries
http://jmm.aaa.net.au/

Advertisements

Tell me what you REALLY think

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Tag Cloud

%d bloggers like this: