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Your Yearly Dementia Test 

It’s that time of year for us to take our annual senior citizen test.

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles.

As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert. If you don’t use it, you lose it!

Below is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to the last test. Some may think it is too easy but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty.  Take the test presented here to determine if you’re losing it or not.

The spaces below are so you don’t see the answers until you’ve made your answer.    
 
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin…
 
 

1. What do you put in a toaster?  

 

 

 

  

Answer: ‘bread.’ If you said ‘toast’ give up now and do something else..
Try not to hurt yourself! 
   
If you said, bread, go to Question 2.  

 

2.   Say ‘silk’ five times. Now spell ‘silk.’ What do cows drink?  

 

  

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said ‘milk,’ don’t attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World.

However, if you said ‘water’, proceed to question 3.  

 

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?  

 
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.  If you said ‘green bricks,’ why are you still reading these???

If you said ‘glass,’ go on to Question 4.

4.  Without using a calculator – You are driving a bus from London to  
Milford-Haven in Wales .  
In London , 17 people get on the bus.
In Reading , 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.
In    Swindon , 2 people get off and 4 get on.
In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Swansea , 3 people get off and 5 people get on.
In Carmathen, 6 people get off and 3 get on.

You then finally arrive at Milford-Haven….   

Without scrolling back to review, how old is the bus driver? 

  

  

Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don’t you remember your own age?  
   It was YOU driving the bus!!  

If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better than you…!!  

PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!! 

The commandments, “You shall not commit adultery; You shall not murder; You shall not steal; You shall not covet,” and any other commandment, are summed up in this word, “Love your neighbor as yourself.”
– Romans 13:9

I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary — the evil it does is permanent.
– Mahatma Gandhi

In many parts of the world the people are searching for a solution which would link the two basic values: peace and justice. The two are like bread and salt for mankind.
– Lech Walesa
from his Nobel Lecture

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