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10 Laws of Life

THE 10 LAWS OF LIFE

1. When ones hands are covered in oil, grease, or glue, your nose will start to itch. (Law of Itchiban)

2. Your insurance will cover everything but what has happened. (Incuranctions So Sorry Law)

3. When things seem easy to do, it’s because you haven’t followed all the instructions. (Destiny Awaits Law)

4. The cost is always higher than one budgets for, and it’s exactly 3.14 times higher, hence the importance of pi. (Law of Pi Eyed)

5. The probability that one will spill food on one’s clothes is directly proportional to its need to be clean. (Law of Campbell’s Scoop)

6. Each and every body sitting on a commode will cause the doorbell to ring. (Law of O’golly Gee!)

7. Wind velocity will increase proportionally to the cost of ones hairdo. (The Hair-Wind Principal)

8. After discarding something not used for years, you will need it one week later. (Law of Irreversibility)

9. Arriving for an appointment late will cause the receptionist to be absent, and if
one arrives early, everyone else else arrived before you. (Law of De Lay)

10. Do not take life too serious, because in the end, you won’t come out alive anyway. (Law of Absolute Certainly)

today’sTHOT============================

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

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“I trace the rainbow through the rain and see the promise is not in vain.”

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