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New State Mottoes

Alabama: At Least We’re not Mississippi

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t be Wrong!

Arizona: But It’s a Dry Heat

Arkansas: Litterasy Ain’t Everthing

California: As Seen on TV

Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and with Less
Character

Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water

Florida: Ask Us about Our Grandkids

Georgia: We Put the “Fun” in Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland
Scum, but Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes … Well Okay, We’re Not, But
the Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois: Please Don’t Pronounce the “S”

Indiana: Two Billion Years Tidal Wave-Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things with Corn

Kansas: First of the Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We’re Not All Cajun Wackos, but that’s Our
Tourism Campaign

Maine: We’re Really Cold, but We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: A Thinking Man’s Delaware

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower than Sweden’s (for Most
Tax Brackets)

Michigan: First Line of Defense from the Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come Feel Better about Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing
Crazies, and Very Little Else

Nebraska: Ask about Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: Ya Wanna ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the
Right to an Attorney….

North Carolina: Tobacco Is a Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One of the 50 States!

Ohio: We Wish We Were in Michigan

Oklahoma: Like the Play, Only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl … It’s What’s for Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook with Coal

Rhode Island: We’re Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn’t Actually
Surrender

South Dakota: Closer than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I speak English)

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better than Your Jesus

Vermont: Yep

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjawed Yokels
Don’t Mix?

Washington: Help! We’re Overrun by Nerds and Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family — Really!

Wisconsin: Eat Cheese or Die

Wyoming: Wynot?

The commandments, “You shall not commit adultery; You shall not murder; You shall not steal; You shall not covet,” and any other commandment, are summed up in this word, “Love your neighbor as yourself.”
– Romans 13:9

I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary — the evil it does is permanent.
– Mahatma Gandhi

In many parts of the world the people are searching for a solution which would link the two basic values: peace and justice. The two are like bread and salt for mankind.
– Lech Walesa
from his Nobel Lecture

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