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Medical Derimtions

This really needs an unusually large dise of laughter these days…

Medical Definitions

ANTIBODY – against everyone

BENIGN – what you be after you be eight

BOWEL – letters like a,e,i,o,u

CAESARIAN SECTION – a district in Rome

CAT SCAN – searching for lost kitty

CHRONIC – neck of a crow

COMA – punctuation mark

CORTISONE – area around local courthouse

CYST – short for sister

DIAGNOSIS – person with a slanted nose

DILATE – the late British princess

DISLOCATION – in this place

DUODENUM – couple in jeans

ENEMA – not a friend

FALSE LABOR – pretending to work

GALL BLADDER – bladder in a girl

GENES – blue denim

HERNIA – she is close by

HYMEN – greeting to several males

IMPOTENT – distinguished, well-known

LABOR PAIN – hurt at work

LACTOSE – person without digits on the foot

LIPOSUCTION – a French kiss

LYMPH – walk unsteadily

MICROBES – small dressing gowns

OBESITY – city of Obe

PROTEIN – in favour of teens

PULSE – grain

PUS – small cat

RED BLOOD COUNT – Dracula

SECRETION – hiding anything

SERUM – sailors’ drink

SUBCUTANEOUS – not cute enough

TABLET – small table

TUMOR – extra pair

ULTRASOUND – radical noise

The commandments, “You shall not commit adultery; You shall not murder; You shall not steal; You shall not covet,” and any other commandment, are summed up in this word, “Love your neighbor as yourself.”
– Romans 13:9</i>

I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary — the evil it does is permanent.
– Mahatma Gandhi

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