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Who was Jesus?

I guess it all depends on who you ask….

Oh, and no offense is met by anything in this post – Ninure da Hippie

EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH, so you should too.

There are 3 good arguments to support the argument that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He didn’t get a fair trial.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into his Father’s business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. His Mother was sure he was God.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with his meals.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was American
Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling unverifiable stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.
3. And even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was still work to do.

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