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NSTALLING LOVE

NSTALLING LOVE

Tech Support Rep:
Yes, Ma’am, how can I help you today?

Customer:
Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install love. Can you
guide me through the process?

Tech Support Rep:
Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer:
Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready to install now. What
do I do first?

Tech Support Rep:
The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART Ma’am?

Customer:
Yes, I have, but there are several other programs running right now. Is it
okay to install while they are running?

Tech Support Rep:
What programs are running Ma’am?

Customer:
Let’s see, I have PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and
RESENTMENT.COM running right now.

Tech Support Rep:
No problem. LOVE will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your current
operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no
longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE
with a module of its own called HIGH-ESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to
completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent
LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off Ma’am?

Customer:
I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support Rep:
My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as
many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been
completely erased.

Customer:
Okay, done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that
normal?

Tech Support Rep:
Yes. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life
of your HEART. Do you see that message?

Customer:
Yes I do. Is it completely installed?

Tech Support Rep:
Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin
connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.

Customer:
Oops! I have an error message already. What should I do?

Tech Support Rep:
What does the message say Ma’am?

Customer:
It says “ERROR 412 – PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS.” What does
that mean?

Tech Support Rep:
Don’t worry Ma’am, that’s a common problem. It means that the LOVE program
is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART.
It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical
terms, it means you have to “LOVE” your own machine before it can “LOVE”
others.

Customer:
So what should I do?

Tech Support Rep:
Can you pull down the directory called “SELF-ACCEPTANCE”?

Customer:
Yes, I have it.

Tech Support Rep:
Excellent. You’re getting good at this.

Customer:
Thank you!

Tech Support Rep:
You’re welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the
“MYHEART” directory: FORGIVE-SELF.DOC, REALIZE-WORTH.TXT, and
ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files
and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete
VERBOSE-SELF-CRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle
bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer:
Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with new files. SMILE.MPG is playing
on my monitor right now and it shows that PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are
copying themselves all over my HEART. Is this normal?

Tech Support Rep:
Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everything gets
downloaded at the proper time. So, LOVE is installed and running. You should
be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go.

Customer:
Yes?

Tech Support Rep:
LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody
you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return
some similarly cool modules back to you.

Customer:
I will. Thanks for your help. By the way, what’s your name?

Tech Support Rep:
You can call me the Divine Cardiologist, also known as The Great Physician,
but most call me God. Most people feel all they need is a monthly check-up
to stay heart-healthy, but the manufacturer (Me) suggests a schedule of
daily maintenance for maximum efficiency. Put another way, keep in touch.

Every 3.6 seconds a real person dies from hunger somewhere in the world!!!
Feed a hungry person today:
http://www.hungersite.com

My YouTube Channel
http://www.youtube.com/Ninure

God is still speaking
http://www.stillspeaking.com

John Mark Ministries
http://jmm.aaa.net.au/

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