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THANKSGIVING FORECAST

hmmm…

Okay, so nothing profnd to say, just something to put a smile on your face;
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Ya know, I never carred that much for a Tukey. It’s all those othe “Thanksgiving” foods that I have always looked forward to. The stuff that for some odd reason we don’t eat in the same meal any other time (well maybe Christmas).

Ctaberries, Swet Potaoes. Cornbread Stuffing. Punpkin Pie. All those special little munchies people maketo “tide you over” until it is time to sit foe dinner.

THANKSGIVING FORECAST

Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder.

During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce creates slippery spots on the other.

A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway. During the evening, the turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34F in the refrigerator.

Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwiches will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days with a 50 percent chance of scattered soup late in the day. We expect a warming trend where soup develops. By early next week, eating pressure will be low as the only wish left will be the bone.

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Woman to stock boy: “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
“No ma’am, they’re dead”

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‘God does not share his love between all of his creatures; He gives *all* of his love to *each* of His creatures!’ (Hugh of St. Victor).

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“I trace the rainbow through the rain and see the promise is not in vain.”

John Mark Ministries
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