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;=0 Questions with no answers.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”

Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken there… I’m
gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s ass.”

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of
coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don’t point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
didn’t he just buy dinner?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets
mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his
head out the window?

Does moving the mouse on the pad make a computer program open
more quickly?

Liberalism is trust of the people tempered by prudence. Conservatism is distrust of the people tempered by fear.
— William E. Gladston

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