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This is a reportedly true account recorded in the police log of Sarasota , Florida 🙂
 An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her  car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She  dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to
 scream at the top of her voice, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it!  Get out of the car!”
The four men didn’t wait for a second invitation. They got out and  ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s  seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the  ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. For  the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, a  Frisbee and two 12 packs in the front seat.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five  spaces further down the parking lot. She loaded her bags into the  car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The  sergeant to whom she  told the story couldn’t stop laughing. He  pointed to the other end of the counter,where four pale men were  reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white,  less than five feet tall, glasses,  curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.
Moral of the story??? If you’re going to have a Senior Moment, make  it memorable.


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