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Living with a married couple, I find it scary gow much of tis seems to be true!

MAN’S TRANSLATION OF A WOMAN’S COMMENTS!

1.) “Fine”: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) “Five Minutes”: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) “Nothing”: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “Nothing” usually end in “Fine”.

4.) “Go Ahead”: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A Loud Sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.)

6.) “That’s Okay”: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) “Thanks”: A woman is thanking you, do not question. Just say you’re welcome.

8.) “Whatever”: Is a woman’s way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) “Don’t worry about it, I got it”: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response, refer to #3.

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Care deeply. Speak kindly.
Leave the rest to God.

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