(~) “One-Line Sermons”
‘Pray’ is a four-letter word that you can say anywhere.
Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.
Don’t wait for six strong men to take you to church!
Forbidden fruit makes terrible jams.
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
He who angers you, controls you.
He who is good at making excuses is seldom good for much else.
Be Fishers of Men – You catch ’em, He’ll clean ’em.
Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
How to Pray: Don’t give God instructions – just report for duty!
Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.
Never give the devil a ride – he always wants to drive!
Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.
Wisdom has two parts: Having a lot to say,
and knowing when to not say it.
Notice: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!
Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.
We’re too blessed to be depressed.
We set the sail… God makes the wind.
A lot of kneeling can keep you in good standing.
Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord!