Explanations of Instrctions
What it says: “Batteries not included”
What it means: “Batteries do not come with this product, and you’re going to have to buy them yourself. Moreover, it uses unique batteries that you won’t find anywhere but a
specialty store, where you’ll pay twice as much for them.”
What it says: “Some restrictions apply”
What it means: “Somehow, some way, we’ll find a way to exclude you.”
What it says: “May cause drowsiness”
What it means: “Expect a sudden bout with narcolepsy while you’re driving to work.”
What it says: “Some assembly required”
What it means: “Take the day off and borrow your neighbor’s 2,000-piece tool kit. Don’t make any other plans for the day.”
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