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WWJD?

WWJD?

Most people assume WWJD is the acronym for “What would Jesus do?” But the initials really might stand for “What would Jesus drive?”

One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says, “God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury.”

But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a GE. The passage urges the Lord to “pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm.”

Possibly God favors Dodge pickup trucks because Moses’ followers are warned not to go up a mountain “until the Ram’s horn sounds a long blast.”

Meanwhile, Moses rode a British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that “the roar of Moses’ Triumph is heard in the hills.”

Joshua no doubt drove a Triumph with an after market slip-on muffler because: “Joshua’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.”

And, following the Master’s lead, the Apostles car pooled in, you got it, a Honda: “The Apostles were in one Accord.”

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If Iny Body were a …

If you can’t relate to this, be thankful!!!

If My Body Were A Car 

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. 

I’ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull.
But that’s not the worst of it!

My headlights are out of focus and it’s especially hard to see things up close.
 
My traction is not as graceful as it once was.  I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
 
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.  My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
 
But here’s the worst of it . . . . . 
 
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter . . . either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

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