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Even Jesus didn’t know…

One Sunday morning, an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were worn and ragged. In his hand he carried a worn-out old hat and an equally worn, dog-eared Bible.

The church he entered was in a very upscale and exclusive part of the city. It was the largest and most beautiful church the old cowboy had ever seen. The people of the congregation were all dressed with expensive clothes and fine jewelry. As the cowboy took a seat, the others moved away from him. No one greeted, spoke to, or welcomed him. They were all appalled by his appearance and did not attempt to hide it.

As the old cowboy was leaving the church, the preacher approached him and asked the cowboy to do him a favor. “Before you come back in here again, have a talk with God and ask him what he thinks would be appropriate attire for worship in church.” The old cowboy assured the preacher he would.

The next Sunday, he showed back up for the services wearing the same ragged jeans, shirt, boots, and hat. Once again he was completely shunned and ignored. The preacher approached the cowboy and said, “I thought I asked you to speak to God before you came back to our church.”

“I did,” replied the old cowboy.

“And what was his reply?” asked the preacher.

“Well, sir, God told me that He didn’t have a clue what I should wear, that He’d never been in this church.”

The commandments, “You shall not commit adultery; You shall not murder; You shall not steal; You shall not covet,” and any other commandment, are summed up in this word, “Love your neighbor as yourself.”
– Romans 13:9</i>

I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary — the evil it does is permanent.
– Mahatma Gandhi

In many parts of the world the people are searching for a solution which would link the two basic values: peace and justice. The two are like bread and salt for mankind.
– Lech Walesa
from his Nobel Lecture

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“I trace the rainbow through the rain and see the promise is not in vain.”

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Future Church Services – its too laugh

CHURCH SERVICES of THE FUTURE

PASTOR: “Praise the Lord!”
CONGREGATION: “Hallelujah!”
PASTOR: “Can we please turn on our tablet, PC, iPad, cellphone,
and Kindle Bibles to 1 Cor 13:13.
And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon.”
P-a-u-s-e………
“Now, Let us pray, committing this week into God’s hands.
Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook and chat with God…”
S-i-l-e-n-c-e…
“As we take our Sunday tithes and offering…
Please have your credit and debit cards ready.”
“You can log on to the church WiFi using the password Lord909887.”
Ushers circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers:
Those who prefer to make electronic funds transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church.
Those who prefer to use iPads flip them open.
Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your cellphones to transfer your contributions to the church account.
The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the cellphones, iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker!
Final Blessing and Closing Announcements…
This week’s ministry cell meetings will be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please log in and don’t miss out.
Thursday’s Bible study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don’t miss out.
You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counseling and prayers.
God bless you and have a wonderful week!

Every 3.6 seconds a real person dies from hunger somewhere in the world!!!
Feed a hungry person today:
http://www.hungersite.com

My YouTube Channel
http://www.youtube.com/Ninure

God is still speaking
http://www.stillspeaking.com

John Mark Ministries
http://jmm.aaa.net.au/

Even Jesus didn’t know…

One Sunday morning, an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were worn and ragged. In his hand he carried a worn-out old hat and an equally worn, dog-eared Bible.

The church he entered was in a very upscale and exclusive part of the city. It was the largest and most beautiful church the old cowboy had ever seen. The people of the congregation were all dressed with expensive clothes and fine jewelry. As the cowboy took a seat, the others moved away from him. No one greeted, spoke to, or welcomed him. They were all appalled by his appearance and did not attempt to hide it.

As the old cowboy was leaving the church, the preacher approached him and asked the cowboy to do him a favor. “Before you come back in here again, have a talk with God and ask him what he thinks would be appropriate attire for worship in church.” The old cowboy assured the preacher he would.

The next Sunday, he showed back up for the services wearing the same ragged jeans, shirt, boots, and hat. Once again he was completely shunned and ignored. The preacher approached the cowboy and said, “I thought I asked you to speak to God before you came back to our church.”

“I did,” replied the old cowboy.

“And what was his reply?” asked the preacher.

“Well, sir, God told me that He didn’t have a clue what I should wear, that He’d never been in this church.”

The commandments, “You shall not commit adultery; You shall not murder; You shall not steal; You shall not covet,” and any other commandment, are summed up in this word, “Love your neighbor as yourself.”
– Romans 13:9</i>

I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary — the evil it does is permanent.
– Mahatma Gandhi

In many parts of the world the people are searching for a solution which would link the two basic values: peace and justice. The two are like bread and salt for mankind.
– Lech Walesa
from his Nobel Lecture

===================

FAIR USE NOTICE:

This blog may contain copyrighted material. Such material is made available for educational purposes, to advance understanding of human rights, democracy, scientific, moral, ethical, and social justice issues, etc.

This constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in Title 17 U.S.C. section 107 of the US Copyright Law.

This material is distributed without profit

IMPORTANT NOTICE

You may have noticed the increased amount of notices for you to notice. Some of our notices have not been noticed. This is very noticeable. It has been noticed that the responses to the notices have been noticeably unnoticed. This notice is to remind you to notice the notices and respond to the notices, because we do not want the notices to go unnoticed.

“I trace the rainbow through the rain and see the promise is not in vain.”

Add to Technorati Favorites

Books on Relgion and Spirituality


Every 3.6 seconds a real person dies from hunger somewhere in the world!!!
Feed a hungry person today:
http://www.hungersite.com

My YouTube Channel
http://www.youtube.com/Ninure

God is still speaking
http://www.stillspeaking.com

John Mark Ministries
http://jmm.aaa.net.au/

Jesus Goes Local = a Stillspeaking Devotional

Jesus Goes Local

Excerpt from Matthew 15:32-39
“The disciples said to him, ‘Where are we to get enough bread in the desert to feed so great a crowd?’ Jesus asked them, ‘How many loaves have you?’ They said, ‘Seven, and a few small fish.‘”

Reflection by Felix Carrion

A colleague of mine has a cartoon on his office door about the biblical story of the multiplication of the bread. The multitude is seen behind a few folks holding baskets filled with bread. One of them is asking, “Did Jesus create these locally?”

One of the main reasons for supporting sustainable farming and local farms is that it helps to build community where people feel welcome, safe, invested in, sustained. The building of community is at the heart of this story. The people gathered to see and hear Jesus start off as a “crowd.” But by the time Jesus shares the kingdom of God and breaks bread with them, they have become a community. He doesn’t send the people away as the disciples had suggested when faced with the daunting task of feeding thousands of people. He multiplies the resources right there in their midst and feeds them. Jesus goes local.

For many this story is known as the miraculous multiplication of bread and fish by Jesus, with the implication that the baskets spill over with more and more food every time someone reaches in and takes their share. Yet, for others, the miracle is in how Jesus opens the hearts and minds of the people, unleashing the generosity of men, women and children, who share with all others the little food they have in their bags and baskets. The miracle is that each of them now begins to experience in their sharing the full spirit and power of an unconnected crowd turned into a loving community.

If Jesus thought globally and acted locally, how much more do we want do the same? In supporting everything that builds community we follow the example of Jesus and help change the world, beginning with the world right in front of us.

Prayer
O God, you always begin right here with each of us, and in so doing begin with all of us. We ask that you now empower us to follow Jesus’ example in becoming builders of community in the places we live and share with all others. Help us to go local. Amen.

About the Author
Felix Carrion is Coordinator of The Stillspeaking Ministry, United Church of Christ.

Live simply. Love generously.
Care deeply. Speak kindly.
Leave the rest to God.

“The Lord sets the prisoners free; the Lord opens the eyes of the blind. The Lord lifts up those who are bowed down; the Lord loves the righteous. The Lord watches over the strangers; [the Lord] upholds the orphan and the widow.”
– Psalm 146:7-9

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“I trace the rainbow through the rain and see the promise is not in vain.”

My YouTube Channel
http://www.youtube.com/Ninure

God is still speaking
http://www.stillspeaking.com

John Mark Ministries
http://jmm.aaa.net.au/

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