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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”

Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken there… I’m
gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s ass.”

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of
coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don’t point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
didn’t he just buy dinner?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets
mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his
head out the window?

Does moving the mouse on the pad make a computer program open
more quickly?

Liberalism is trust of the people tempered by prudence. Conservatism is distrust of the people tempered by fear.
— William E. Gladston

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Why, Why, Why..

Why? Well… it just may be that somebdy’s got a wee bit too much time on their hands…

Why, Why, Why…

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, “It’s all right?” Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, “That hurt, you stupid idiot?”

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE…. ..
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you. . . .!

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What is the Earth worth to you?

I turn to my files for something to share with you from 2007….

What is the Earth Worth to You?
Is it worth a little bit of extra effort each day?

Did you know that the U.S. throws away around 200 million tons of garbage each day?

The average American generates about 4pounds of garbage each day.

That is approximately 1,460 pounds per person per year!

We use enough cardboard each year to make a bale as big as a football field and higher than the U.S.’s tallest skyscrapers.

We throw away enough aluminum every three months to rebuild our entire commercial air fleet.

The energy saved from recycling one aluminum can will run your TV for 3 hours.

Recycling aluminum takes only 5% of the energy needed to manufacture it from raw material.

When you recycle one glass bottle, you save the amount of energy needed to light a 100 watt bulb for 4 hours.

How long does it take things to break down?

Well, tin takes 100 years, aluminum takes 500 years, and glass takes a million years.

Paper takes up as much as 50 percent of all landfill space!

The average person in North America uses 250 kg of paper each year.

If they recycled it, each person would save about 4.6 average-sized trees.

A fifteen year old tree produces only 700 grocery bags.

When 1 ton of newspaper is recycled, 3 cubic meters of landfill space is saved and 13 – 17 trees are spared!

A stack of newspaper, collected for recycling and piled one meter high, saves a 10 meter tall evergreen tree.

If lined up bumper to bumper, a string of garbage trucks hauling the nations daily waste could reach halfway to the moon.

If each one of us does our part to recycle we can make a HUGE difference.

The Earth that will exist for our grandchildren and their grandchildren is in our hands right now.

Show what the Earth is Worth to you!

Send this page to everyone you know.

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Heterosexual Questionnaire

Heterosexual Questionnaire: to be given to anyone who asks, “When/why did you choose to be Gay?”

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Trickle Down
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Seriously?

Did that ever work?

The Right Side – a Hippie Rant

I>”..there is no right side” was some a phrase I once read in a post in another blog that I generally agreed with..the post I mean.

I agree that there can be many sides to a question..and many shades of grey…

Except when it comes to how we humans treat each other, my faith tells me that there is a right side.

So I am sharing with you the comment I left on the Blog.

Actually there is a right side…

Its the side that puts human life above profits…

the side that values human beings more than things…

The side that practices compassion, mercy, kindness, tolerance, acceptance…

The side that abhors violence,,but if violence must be used to save a life or lives:

Never hurts when holding is enough

Never maims when hurting is enough

Never kills when maiming is enough

And NEVER rejoices at the death of ANYONE.

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The Tao of the Trial

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From the trial transcript:
Miss Crandall’s Boarding School
for Young Ladies of Color
 
Canterbury, CT, 1833-34

 
The Tao of the Trial
 
Miss Crandall, you stand accused of knowingly teaching colored persons not resident of the state, without prior consent.  What is your plea?
 
The Teacher does not instruct.  The Teacher waits.
 
Girl, has anyone been teaching anything to you and your friends?
 
Who taught you how to plead the Fifth Amendment?
 
Your honor, I submit as evidence of the alleged teachings of alleged students
this colored girl here, who openly reads books and gazes skyward, who has been overheard conversing animatedly in polysyllabic words and referring off-handedly to the Ancient Greeks.
 
The Teacher teaches, without words and without action, simplicity, patience, and compassion.
 
~ Marilyn Nelson ~
 
 
(Poetry, September 2005)

Liberalism is trust of the people tempered by prudence. Conservatism is distrust of the people tempered by fear.
— William E. Gladston

The moment we begin to fear the opinions of others and hesitate to tell the truth that is in us, and from motives of policy are silent when we should speak, the divine floods of light and life no longer flow into our souls. –— Elizabeth Cady Stanton (1815-1902)

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